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quote #262451 in the quote database, a collection of irc chat snippets:

Buffman0250: i went to sam’s club intending to buy contact lenses
Buffman0250: i left with peanuts cookies and slim jims
scr0t4r: is it because you couldn’t tell the difference
Buffman0250: well i didn’t have any contacts
scr0t4r: hmm i see
Buffman0250: youd be surprised how similar they look
scr0t4r: have you ever had a slim jim in your eye?
Buffman0250: twice
scr0t4r: you strike me as that type of person
Buffman0250: the second time it wasn’t an accident